the level of scottish doctors

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Cut to scene:

Woman with large breasts walks into her doctors appointment.

Doctor:

“OMFG mate yee got two fucking massive lumps on ye chest, ye probably have chest cancer. With lumps that size I give ye aboot 2 ‘oors to live, I’m going to have to call an ambulance reet noo.”

“Oh hold on, you’re not female are you?”

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30/08/2019

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